Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 15 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 14
DARK: SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: EL DORADO WHITE 14

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 14

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 14

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 14

RUM OLD FASHIONED

I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. —ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 14

THE NEGRONI LEONI

Out of the most secure things, the most secure is to doubt. —SIMÓN BOLÍVAR
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, ILEGAL MEZCAL, SWEET VERMOUTH, CAMPARI 16

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
EL DORADO DARK RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 14

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE
OLD OVERHOLT 14  // RITTENHOUSE 15
BOURBON
HEAVEN HILL 14 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 15
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
DIPOLOMATICO AÑEJO RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 14

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE
OLD OVERHOLT 14  //  RITTENHOUSE 15
BOURBON
HEAVEN HILL 14  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 15
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

SIDE CAR

I gotta lot of best friends. Some of them I don’t even hardly know!—ARCHIE BUNKER
MAISON DUDOGNON COGNAC, TRIPLE SEC, LEMON 15

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE

VODKA, LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 14

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 14

MARTINEZ

It’s like deja vu all over again.—YOGI BERRA

HAYMAN’S OLD TOM GIN, SWEET VERMOUTH
MARASCHINO, ANGOSTURA BITTERS 14

House Originals

LONDON TOWN

London Calling, yes I was ther too, an’ you know what they said? Well some of it was true!—THE CLASH
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, PORT, PEAR LIQUER 14

MONTE CASINO

I drink to the general joy o’ th’ whole table…—WILLAM SHAKESPEARE
RITTENHOUSE RYE, YELLOW CHARTREUSE, BENEDICTINE, LEMON 15                                                                                                                                                                                          —MADE BY OUR OLD FRIEND, BARTENDER AND SWASHBUCKLER, DAMON DYER

OVER THE RAINBOW

Some day I’ll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far from behind me. —JUDY GARLAND
TEELING SINGLE GRAIN IRISH WHISKEY, ELDERFLOWER, APPLE BRANDY, MARASCHINO, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 16

NO NAME

What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes. —HARRY HOUDINI
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, AVERNA AMARO, PEDRO XIMENEZ SHERRY, ANGOSTURA, ORANGE BITTERS 14 

FAIR MAIDEN

We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down.
—LED ZEPPELIN

BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, LIME, MINT, CUCUMBER 14 

A QUICK BUCK

There’s no such thing as good money or bad money. There’s just money.
—LUCKY LUCIANO

PLANTATION 3 STARS, GINGER BEER, PINEAPPLE, LIME 15

IMPERIAL PUNCH

A day without laughter is a day wasted. —CHARLIE CHAPLIN
EL DORADO WHITE RUM, PINEAPPLE, CINNAMON, LIME, ANGOSTURA BITTERS, MYERS’S DARK RUM FLOAT 15

HOME AWAY FROM HOME

Everyday’s an endless stream of cigarettes and magazines.—PAUL SIMON
BRUGAL ESPECIAL RUM, BANANE DE BRESIL, CACAO, WRAY & NEPHEW RUM, EGG WHITE, NUTMEG 15

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

MARQUIS DE LA TOUR // FRANCE  // GLS 12/BTL 46
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 12/BTL 46
SAUVIGNON BLANC // FRANCE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // FRANCE // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

ANGRY ORCHARD CIDER 8
BLUE MOON
 8
BUDWEISER 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8
BROOKLYN LAGER 8
GUINNESS 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

PRETZELS
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

 

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MUG 10