Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 16 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 15
DARK:
SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: BANKS 5 ISLAND 15

HER NAME IS KIKI BRIDGES

Well if you think you might be interested,
her number is 243-3460
 
—MARCY
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, PLANTATION PINEAPPLE RUM, LEMON HART & SON SPICED BLACKPOOL RUM, GIFFARD BANANA, DRY CURAÇAO, LIME 16

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 15

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 15

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 15

RUM OLD FASHIONED

I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. —ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 15

NO EL PRESIDENTE

As I recall, it was ’till death do us apart. That event is about to take place right now. —RICKY  RICARDO
BACARDI AÑEJO CUATRO RUM, DOLIN ROUGE VERMOUTH, DRY CURAÇAO, CHERRY 15

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 16

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  // RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 16

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  //  RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

BOULEVARDIER

There is nothing like a dream to evaluate the future. — VICTOR HUGO
WOODFORD RESERVE BOURBON, CAMPARI, DOLIN ROUGE VERMOUTH 17

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE
VODKA LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 15

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 15

50/50 MARTINI

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.—George Burns
GIN: FORDS GIN 16 // TITO’S HANDMADE VODKA 16
Dolin Dry Vermouth, Dolin Blanc Vermouth

House Originals

NORTH WOODS

Lovers that bless the dark – On benches in Central Park – It’s autumn. — Frank Sinatra
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, GIFFARD BANANE DU BRÉSIL, RITTENHOUSE RYE, BENEDICTINE, GIFFARD CREME DE CACAO, LEMON HART & SON SPICED BLACKPOOL RUM, ORANGE BITTERS 17

THE BIG APPLE

These little town blues, are melting away. — FRANK SINATRA
BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, RHUM J.M. V.S.O.P., GRAPEFRUIT, GIFFARD RHUBARBE, LEMON, DEMERARA, GINGER BEER 16

BRIGHT LIGHTS BIG CITY

There is a shabby nobility in failing all by yourself.—JAY MCINERNEY
OLD OVERHOLT RYE, LAIRD’S STRAIGHT APPLE BRANDY, GIFFARD RHUBARBE, LEMON, FALERNUM*, DEMERARA, TONIC, BITTERS 15

READY OR NOT

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth — something very difficult for a politician. —ED KOCH
PELOTÓN DE LA MUERTE MEZCAL JOVEN, PLANTATION O.F.T.D. RUM, CAMPARI, PAOLUCCI AMARO CIOCIARO, DOLIN ROUGE VERMOUTH 15

JUNGLE STIRRD

Wherever I wander, whenever I roam, I couldn’t be fonder of my big home. —BILL MURRAY

THE REAL MCCOY 3 YEAR RUM, GIFFARD CARIBBEAN PINEAPPLE, CAMPARI, PAOLUCCI AMARO CIOCIARO, CRUZAN BLACK STRAP RUM 15

NOTTI PUNCH

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. —F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
CLAIRIN SAJOUS, COCCHI AMERICANO, SENCHA GREEN TEA, LEMON OLEO, GREEN CHARTREUSE  16

TRH SOUR

Drinking rum before Noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. —Pirate
HAVANA CLUB AÑEJO CLÁSICO RUM, GIFFARD CREME DE CACAO, GIFFARD ORGEAT*, LEMON, ANGOSTURA BITTERS, PINOT NOIR FLOAT 15

STAR F**CKER

If I ever get back to New York, girl gonna make you scream all night. —Rolling Stones
STARR AFRICAN RUM, MR BLACK COLD BREW COFFEE LIQUEUR, GIFFARD ABRICOT DU ROUSSILLON, GRAPEFRUIT, DEMERARA, EGG WHITE** 16

 

*contains almonds
**Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or
eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

VEUVE DE VERNAY BRUT // FRANCE  // GLS 12/BTL 46
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 12/BTL 46
SAUVIGNON BLANC // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

BUDWEISER 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8
BROOKLYN OKTOBERFEST 8
GUINNESS DRAUGHT (CAN) 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

OLIVES
MARINATED MIXED OLIVES 6

PRETZELS
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

EMPANADAS
BEEF | CHICKEN | SPINACH & CHEESE | NUTELLA
Two for 12

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MENU 10
THE RUM HOUSE FLASK 10
THE RUM HOUSE MUG 10