Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 15 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 14
DARK:
SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: EL DORADO WHITE 14

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 14

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 14

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 14

RUM OLD FASHIONED

I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. —ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 14

THE HIDEAWAY

The theater is so endlessly fascinating because it’s so accidental, it’s so much like life. —ARTHUR MILLER
PLANTATION 3 STAR RUM, APEROL, PINEAPPLE, LEMON, LIME, CUCUMBER 16

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
EL DORADO DARK RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 14

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 14  // RITTENHOUSE 15
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 14 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 15
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
DIPOLOMATICO AÑEJO RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 14

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 14  //  RITTENHOUSE 15
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 14  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 15
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

JUNGLE BIRD

Life is just a party and parties weren’t meant to last.—PRINCE
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, CAMPARI, LIME, PINEAPPLE, BLACK STRAP RUM 15

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE
VODKA LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 14

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 14

BOULEVARDIER

The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success.—IRVING BERLIN
ELIJAH CRAIG SMALL BATCH BOURBON, CAMPARI, SWEET VERMOUTH 15

House Originals

THE COHAN SOUR

Give my regards to Broadway—GEORGE COHAN
PLANTATION DARK RUM, PLANTATION O.F.T.D. RUM, PINEAPPLE, LEMON, CABERNET 15

ON YOUR FEET

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.—W.C. FIELDS
FLOR DE CAÑA 4 YR RUM, ELDERFLOWER, FALERNUM, LEMON, SPARKLING GRAPEFRUIT 14

100×35

When you’re cool for twenty, you get paid for twenty one.—MIGUEL PINERO
RON DE BARRILITO RUM, CYNAR, MANZANILLA SHERRY, VERMOUTH 15

YOU SEXY THING

Yesterday I was one of the lonely people, now you’re lying close to me making love to me.—HOT CHOCOLATE
MT GAY BLACK BARREL RUM, AMARO MONTENEGRO, PINEAPPLE, GRAPEFRUIT, HONEY 16 

CORN N’ OIL

An actor is a guy who if you ain’t talking about him, ain’t listening.—MARLON BRANDO
CRUZAN BLACK STRAP RUM, VELVET FALERNUM, LIME, BITTERS 14

WILD JOKER

Don’t you know there is no Devil, it’s just God when he’s drunk.—TOM WAITS
BRUGAL ESPECIAL RUM, VERMOUTH, GREEN CHARTREUSE, ABSINTHE 14

GALANT FOX

Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.—OSCAR WILDE
ELIJAH CRAIG SMALL BATCH BOURBON, RAMAZOTTI AMARO, PUNT E MES, ANCHO REYES 15

PUEBLO BRAVO

It’s not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.—GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ
DIPLOMATICO MANTUANO RUM, YELLOW CHARTREUSE, CURAÇAO, PINEAPPLE, BITTERS 16

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

VEUVE DE VERNAY BRUT // FRANCE  // GLS 12/BTL 46
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 12/BTL 46
SAUVIGNON BLANC // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

ROSÉ

BERGERAC // FRANCE // GLS 12/BTL 46

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

BUDWEISER 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8
BROOKLYN LAGER 8
GUINNESS 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

OLIVES
MARINATED MIXED OLIVES 6

PRETZELS

SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MUG 10