Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 16 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 15
DARK:
SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: EL DORADO WHITE 15

HER NAME IS KIKI BRIDGES

Well if you think you might be interested,
her number is 243-3460
 
—MARCY
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, PLANTATION PINEAPPLE RUM, GIFFARD BANANA, DRY CURAÇAO, LIME 15

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 15

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 15

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 15

RUM OLD FASHIONED

I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. —ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 15

EL PRESIDENTE

As I recall, it was ’till death do us apart. That event is about to take place right now. —RICKY  RICARDO
BACARDI AÑEJO CUATRO RUM, ROUTIN ROUGE VERMOUTH, DRY CURAÇAO, CHERRY 15

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
EL DORADO DARK RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 15

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  // RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
DIPOLOMATICO AÑEJO RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 15

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  //  RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

VIEUX CARRE

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.—TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
RITTENHOUSE RYE, MAISON DUDOGNON COGNAC, DOLIN ROUGE VERMOUTH, BENEDICTINE, BITTERS 15

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE
VODKA LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 15

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 15

BROOKLYN

I rooted for the Dodgers when they were in Brooklyn.—KAREEM ABDUL-JABAR
OLD OVERHOLT RYE, DOLIN BLANC VERMOUTH, MARASCHINO, AMARO CIO CIARO 15

House Originals

THE ISLAND

I know what I’m needin’ and I don’t want to waste more time, I’m in a New York state of mind.—BILLY JOEL
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, ROUTIN ROUGE, ROUTIN BLANC VERMOUTH, GIFFARD PINEAPPLE, DEMERARA 17

BROADWAY CIRCA 1985

There’s a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.—LOU REED
OLD OVERHOLT RYE, PLANTATION O.F.T.D. RUM, RED VERMOUTH, ZUCCA DI RUBARBARO, DEMERARA, BITTERS 15

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day. If you want it you’re gonna bleed, but it’s the price to pay.—GUNS N’ ROSES
FERNET BRANCA, MOUNT GAY BLACK BARREL RUM, LEMON HART SPICED RUM, LIME, PINEAPPLE, DEMERARA 16

DA FUNK

Stay on the scene like a sex machine!—JAMES BROWN
DIPLOMATICO MANTUANO RUM, TWO JAMES DOCTOR BIRD RUM, AVERNA, RAMAZOTTI AMARO, RED VERMOUTH, DEMERARA, BITTERS 16 

KINDA TIKI

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.—CHARLES BUKOWSKI
YELLOW CHARTREUSE, RHIUM JM VSOP, VELVET FALERNUM, PINEAPPLE, LIME, SUGAR, BITTERS 16

SUMMER IN THE CITY

When you leave New York you ain’t. going anywhere.—JIMMY BRESLIN
BANKS 5 RUM, SMITH & CROSS RUM, GIFFARD PASSION FRUIT, PINEAPPLE, LIME, DEMERARA 16

FRANK

Before we get finished, we’ll make the town roar.—F.S.
BANKS 7 RUM, FERNET BRANCA, MANZANILLA SHERRY, DRY CURAÇAO, LUSTAU PX SHERRY, SALT 16

HAMILTON

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your decision.—AARON BURR
PLANTATION O.F.T.D. RUM, LAIRD’S BONDED APPLE BRANDY, HONEY, GRAPEFRUIT, ALLSPICE, EGG WHITE 14

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

VEUVE DE VERNAY BRUT // FRANCE  // GLS 12/BTL 46
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 12/BTL 46
SAUVIGNON BLANC // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

ROSE

NAVARRA // SPAIN // GLS 12/BTL 46

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

BUDWEISER 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8
BROOKLYN LAGER 8
GUINNESS 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

OLIVES
MARINATED MIXED OLIVES 6

PRETZELS
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

EMPANADAS
BEEF | CHICKEN | SPINACH & CHEESE | NUTELLA
Two for 12

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MENU 10
THE RUM HOUSE FLASK 10
THE RUM HOUSE MUG 10