Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 15 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 14
DARK:
SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: EL DORADO WHITE 14

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 14

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 14

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 14

RUM OLD FASHIONED

I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. —ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 14

MAI TAI

Out of this world. —CARRIE GUILD
MOUNT GAY BLACK BARREL RUM, MOUNT GAY ECLIPSE RUM, CURAÇAO, ORGEAT, DEMERARA 16

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
EL DORADO DARK RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 14

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 14  // RITTENHOUSE 15
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 14 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 15
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
DIPOLOMATICO AÑEJO RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 14

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 14  //  RITTENHOUSE 15
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 14  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 15
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

JUNGLE BIRD

Life is just a party and parties weren’t meant to last.—PRINCE
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, CAMPARI, LIME, PINEAPPLE, BLACK STRAP RUM 15

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE
VODKA LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 14

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 14

BOULEVARDIER

The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success.—IRVING BERLIN
ELIJAH CRAIG SMALL BATCH BOURBON, CAMPARI, SWEET VERMOUTH 15

House Originals

VIEWS FROM MILAN

There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only infinite passion of life.—FEDERICO FELLINI
BANKS 7 GOLDEN AGE RUM, ZUCCA RABARBARO, SPICED PINEAPPLE, BITTERS 15

GOLDEN BOY

If you want a happy ending, that depends on where you stop your story.—ORSON WELLES
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, MANZANILLA SHERRY, AVERNA, YELLOW CHARTREUSE 16

THE DEUCE

You’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a star.—42ND STREET
STARR RUM, ZUCCA, DEMERARA, LEMON, SPARKLING WINE 16

THE REAL THING

Is it a cocktail, this feeling of joy? Or is it what I feel the real McCoy?—FRANK SINATRA
THE REAL MCCOY 5YR RUM, GIFFARD PINEAPPLE, MANZANILLA SHERRY, BITTERS, GREEN CHARTREUSE 16 

HER NAME IS KIKI BRIDGES

Well if you think you might be interested, her number is 243-3460.—MARCY
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, PLANTATION PINEAPPLE RUM, GIFFARD BANANA, CURAÇAO, LIME 15

PRE THEATRE

I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.—NOEL COWARD
DENIZEN 8YR RUM, DENIZEN 3YR RUM, GRAN CLASSICO, SWEET VERMOUTH, CAMPARI 14

HAMILTON

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your decision.—AARON BURR
PLANTATION O.F.T.D. RUM, LAIRD’S BONDED APPLE BRANDY, HONEY, GRAPEFRUIT, ALLSPICE, EGG WHITE 14

WHITE WHALE

He took my leg. I don’t intend to give him my ass.—CAPTAIN AHAB
BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, COCCHI AMERICANO, WHITE VERMOUTH, SALERS APERITIF 16

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

VEUVE DE VERNAY BRUT // FRANCE  // GLS 12/BTL 46
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 12/BTL 46
SAUVIGNON BLANC // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

BUDWEISER 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8
BROOKLYN LAGER 8
GUINNESS 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

OLIVES
MARINATED MIXED OLIVES 6

PRETZELS

SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

EMPANADAS
MIA’S BEEF EMPANADA
MIA’S CHICKEN EMPANADA
MIA’S SPINACH EMPANADA
Two for 12

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MENU 10
THE RUM HOUSE FLASK 10
THE RUM HOUSE MUG 10