Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 16 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 15
DARK:
SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: BANKS 5 ISLAND 15

HER NAME IS KIKI BRIDGES

Well if you think you might be interested,
her number is 243-3460
 
—MARCY
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, PLANTATION PINEAPPLE RUM, LEMON HART & SON SPICED BLACKPOOL RUM, GIFFARD BANANA, DRY CURAÇAO, LIME 16

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 15

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 15

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 15

RUM OLD FASHIONED

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition” —TIMOTHY LEARY

BRUGAL ANÉJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 15
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, SANTA TERESA 1796 BITTERS 16

WHEN IN RUM

The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischiefGEORGE ORWELL

BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, ITALICUS ROSOLIO DI BERGOMOTTO, DOLIN DRY VERMOUTH, DOLIN BLANC VERMOUTH 16

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 16

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  // RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 16

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  //  RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

TRADER VIC’S MAI TAI

“Out Of This World!” —UNKNOWN

HAMILTON JAMAICAN POT STILL BLACK RUM, DENIZEN AGED WHITE RUM, LIME, ORGEAT, ORANGE CURAÇAO, LEMON HART BLACKPOOL RUM 16

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE
VODKA LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 15

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 15

BEE’S KNEES

Two lumps please. You’re the bee’s knees. But so am I. —THE SMITHS

GIN, HONEY SYRUP, LEMON 15

House Originals

STAR F**CKER

If I ever get back to New York, girl gonna make you scream all night.
—ROLLING STONES

STARR AFRICAN RUM, MR BLACK COLD BREW COFFEE LIQUEUR, GIFFARD ABRICOT DU ROUSSILLON,  GRAPEFRUIT, DEMERARA, EGG WHITE**16 

POLAR BEACH SOUR

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”
– JUDY GARLAND

PELOTÓN DE LA MUERTE MÉZCAL, WORTHY PARK RUM BAR GOLD, CINNAMON, HONEY, GRAPEFRUIT,  LEMON, ANGOSTURA BITTERS 15

APPLE SAZZY

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”
– HENRY HILL

LAIRDS APPLE BRANDY, PEDRO XIMÉNEZ SHERRY, MR BLACK COLD BREW COFFEE LIQUEUR, MAPLE SYRUP, BLACK STRAP CRUZAN RUM, PEYCHAUD’S BITTERS  16

HEADLESS HORSEMAN

“Life’s like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending.”
– JIM HENSON

THE REAL MCCOY 5 YEAR RUM, GUINNESS, DEMERARA, PUMPKIN PURÉE,  ANGOSTURA BITTERS, PUMPKIN PIE SPICE 16

  1. MR. PINK

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T” – ARETHA FRANKLIN

BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, LIME, PINEAPPLE, CAMPARI, EGG WHITE** 15

THE SHIP SONG

“I often sit back and think, I wish I’d done that, and find out later that I already have.”
-RICHARD HARRIS

BLACK BOTTLE SCOTCH, BANKS 7 GOLDEN AGE RUM, HERITAGE BROWN SUGAR BOURBON, AMONTILLADO SHERRY, CIO CIARO AMARO, GREEN CHARTREUSE 16

IT’S FUN

“Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.”
– KEN KESEY

BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, GIFFARD CARRIBEAN PINEAPPLE LIQUEUR, LIME, FALERNUM, GIFFARD BANANE DU BRESIL, PINEAPPLE, PEYCHAUD’S BITTERS 15

MANHATTANHENGE

“You Talkin’ To Me?”
– TRAVIS BICKLE

PECAN INFUSED RITTEN HOUSE RYE, DR BIRD RUM, GIFFARD VANILLE DE MADAGASCAR LIQUEUR, BENEDICTINE, BITTERMENS TIKI BITTERS 15

*contains almonds

**Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or
eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

VEUVE DE VERNAY BRUT // FRANCE  // GLS 13/BTL 50
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 13/BTL 50
SAUVIGNON BLANC // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // SOUTH AFRICA // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

MILLER HIGH LIFE 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8

ANGRY ORCHARD CRISP APPLE HARD CIDER 9

BROOKLYN PILSNER 8GUINNESS DRAUGHT (CAN) 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

OLIVES
MARINATED MIXED OLIVES 6

PRETZELS
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

EMPANADAS
BEEF | CHICKEN | SPINACH & CHEESE
Two for 12

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MENU 10
THE RUM HOUSE FLASK 10