Rum Cocktails

DAIQUIRI YOUR WAY

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
CLASSIC:  PLANTATION 3 STARS 16 // FLAVORED: PLANTATION PINEAPPLE 15
DARK:
SANTA TERESA 1796 15 // HEMINGWAY: BANKS 5 ISLAND 15

HER NAME IS KIKI BRIDGES

Well if you think you might be interested,
her number is 243-3460
 
—MARCY
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, PLANTATION PINEAPPLE RUM, LEMON HART & SON SPICED BLACKPOOL RUM, GIFFARD BANANA, DRY CURAÇAO, LIME 16

TORTUGA

Rascals and scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
 
—CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
EL DORADO 8YR RUM, CITRUS, FRESH GINGER, CINNAMON 15

DARK & STORMY

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
—CHARLES M. SCHULTZ
GOSLING’S BLACK SEAL RUM, GINGER BEER, LIME 15

MOJITO

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
—ERNEST HEMINGWAY
PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, MINT, LIME, CLUB SODA 15

RUM OLD FASHIONED

I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. —ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
BRUGAL AÑEJO RUM, ORANGE, BITTERS 15

WHEN IN RUM

The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischiefGEORGE ORWELL

BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, ITALICUS ROSOLIO DI BERGOMOTTO, DOLIN DRY VERMOUTH, DOLIN BLANC VERMOUTH 16

THE ESCAPE

If you like Piña Coladas,
 and getting caught in the rain.
—RUPERT HOLMES
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, COCONUT CRÈME, PINEAPPLE JUICE, SWEET VERMOUTH 16

Classic Cocktails

OLD FASHIONED

…and (they) poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky in the bottom of their tumblers… —HUCKLEBERRY FINN
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  // RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15 // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Orange, Angostura Bitters

OLD CUBAN

I love living on that stage. Without that, I’d die. —CELIA CRUZ
SANTA TERESA 1796 RUM, DEMERARA, LIME, MINT 16

MANHATTAN

As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight,
you’ll live through the night. —DOROTHY PARKER
RYE: OLD OVERHOLT 15  //  RITTENHOUSE 16
BOURBON: HEAVEN HILL 15  // ELIJAH CRAIG 12YR 16
Sweet Vermouth, Brandied Cherry

HANKY PANKY

Hey kids, shake it loose together. The Spotlight’s hitting something, that’s been known to change the weather. —ELTON JOHN

BEEFEATER GIN, SWEET VERMOUTH, FERNET BRANCA 15

MOSCOW MULE

The only things you can write about are life and death.—EDWARD ALBEE
VODKA LIME, HOUSE MADE GINGER BEER 15

FRENCH 75 // 76

Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.—NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
GIN OR VODKA, LEMON, CHAMPAGNE 15

BEE’S KNEES

Two lumps please. You’re the bee’s knees. But so am I. —THE SMITHS

GIN, HONEY SYRUP, LEMON 15

House Originals

ROCKAWAY SUNBURN

Down in the playground, the hot concrete. Bus ride is too slow, they blast out disco on the radio. —ROCKAWAY BEACH RAMONES

RHUM JM BLANC, PELOTÓN DE LA MUERTE MEZCAL JOVEN, LIME, HONEY SYRUP, GIFFARD CARIBBEAN PINEAPPLE, PINEAPPLE, RHUM JM GOLD, SPICY TINCTURE 16

TIMES SWIZZLE

Don’t talk to me about naval tradition! It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. —WINSTON CHURCHILL

PLANTATION 3 STARS RUM, LIME, DEMERARA SYRUP, TWO JAMES DOCTOR BIRD JAMAICA RUM, GINGER JUICE 15

BROADWAY NO. 2

A drappie ‘o the real McKay. —UNKNOWN

THE REAL MCCOY 3-YEAR AGED SILVER RUM, FINO SHERRY, LEMON, ABSINTHE, GRAPEFRUIT BITTERS 15

GREENBACK BOOGIE

It’s better when you give it away. It’s called the greenback boogie. —IMA ROBOT

HAVANA CLUB AÑEJO BLANCO, HAMPDEN ESTATE RUM FIRE OVERPROOF, GIFFARD RHUBARB, HONEY SYRUP, MATCHA POWDER, OAT MILK 15

SUMMER CITY SPRITZ

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eaty 30 percent of their ice cream. —BILL MURRAY

BANKS 5 ISLAND RUM, WATERMELON, APEROL, LEMON, SPARKLING WINE 16

HAITIAN HIGHBALL

Why is the rum gone? —JACK SPARROW

BOUKMAN BOTANICAL RHUM, LAIRD’S APPLEJACK, LEMON, HONEY SYRUP, ANGOSTURA BITTERS, GINGER BEER 16

KARL AVALON

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone —KURT VONNEGUT

BANKS 7 GOLDEN AGE RUM, PEDRO XIMENEZ SHERRY, RAMAZZOTTI, CRUZAN BLACK STRAP RUM, ANGOSTURA BITTERS 16

STAR F**CKER

If I ever get back to New York, girl gonna make you scream all night. —Rolling Stones
STARR AFRICAN RUM, MR BLACK COLD BREW COFFEE LIQUEUR, GIFFARD ABRICOT DU ROUSSILLON, GRAPEFRUIT, DEMERARA, EGG WHITE** 16

 

*contains almonds
**Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or
eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

Wine, Beer & Tasty Treats

BUBBLY

VEUVE DE VERNAY BRUT // FRANCE  // GLS 13/BTL 50
VEUVE CLICQUOT // FRANCE // BTL 125

WHITE WINE

PINOT GRIGIO // ITALY // GLS 13/BTL 50
SAUVIGNON BLANC // CHILE // GLS 13/BTL 50
CHARDONNAY // USA // GLS 14/BTL 52

ROSE WINE

ROSE // FRANCE // GLS 13/BTL 50

RED WINE

PINOT NOIR // USA // GLS 12/BTL 46
CABERNET SAUVIGNON // SOUTH AFRICA // GLS 13/BTL 50
MALBEC // ARGENTINA // GLS 14/BTL 52

DRAFT BEER

NARRAGANSETT LAGER 8
LAGUNITAS IPA 8

BOTTLED BEER

MILLER HIGH LIFE 8
BUD LIGHT 8
CORONA 8
STELLA ARTOIS 8
BROOKLYN PILSNER 8
GUINNESS DRAUGHT (CAN) 8

BITES

POPCORN
FRESHLY POPPED SALTED POPCORN 5

NUTS
ROASTED MIXED NUTS* 6
*CONTAINS PEANUTS

OLIVES
MARINATED MIXED OLIVES 6

PRETZELS
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SALT & MUSTARD (WARM) 7
SIGMUND’S PRETZEL W/ SUGAR (WARM) 7

EMPANADAS
BEEF | CHICKEN | SPINACH & CHEESE | NUTELLA
Two for 12

PRESSED SANDWICHES
HAM, GRUYÈRE 11
GRUYÈRE 10

STOCK IN TRADE
THE RUM HOUSE T-SHIRT 30
THE RUM HOUSE MENU 10
THE RUM HOUSE FLASK 10